Michael Curtis is a product of Long Island, NY, but don’t hold that against him (and you really can’t tell by his accent). So far, in the time between the cradle and the grave, he’s been a writer, an award-winning game designer, a deckhand, a stockboy, a warehouse worker, a bartender, a library clerk, a video editor, a stunt double for a 600 lb. black bear, the frontman for a punk band, a doppelganger, an actor, a web designer, a dishwasher, a writer of extremely questionable horoscopes, a house painter, a production assistant, and an archivist. He presently works as a Director of Product Development for Goodman Games, a tabletop role-playing game company.

He keeps this blog because somebody has to and he didn’t see you volunteering. Michael currently lives on Long Island, is married to the sea, owns a questionable number of books, and a reasonable number of cats.

If you can’t get enough of his rantings here, follow him on Bluesky @manlymikecurtis.bsky.social